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- Huh, weird.
- What?

2
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra

3
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.

4
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Why would you do that?

5
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To help dry up your milk.

6
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?

7
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That's your question?

8
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Good news, my mail's finally
coming to this address.

9
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Oh, joy.

10
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- Check it out.
- What's that?

11
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- My very first credit card.
- Oh.

12
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You never had one before?

13
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.

14
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That's it.

15
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Not even a library card?

16
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[chuckles]
Good one.

17
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Congrats, son.

18
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.

19
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.

20
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Why? It still works.

21
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JIM: Now you just be careful.
Those cards can get you in trouble.

22
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.

23
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Don't you, Amanda?

24
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Oh, yeah?

25
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,

26
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but I learned my lesson.

27
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Younger like my age?

28
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Yes.

29
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So a long time ago.

30
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Yes.

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[Cheese coos]

33
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Geez, Kelly.

34
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How'd you get food in your hair?

35
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Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.

36
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It was our thing.

37
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?

38
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.

39
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Come on, stinky girl.

40
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Bye.

41
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.

42
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I assumed
you told him.

43
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Well, you assumed wrong.

44
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?

45
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Of course he does.

46
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So what's the holdup?

47
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He thinks I'm perfect.

48
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Why would I take
that away from him?

49
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Amanda,

50
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secrets are bad
for a marriage.

51
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Yeah, yeah.

52
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What are we keeping secret?

53
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This is a private conversation, honey.

54
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I have a secret of my own.

55
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Oh, good for you.

56
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Would you like to hear it?

57
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Not really.

58
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I've been corresponding

59
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with <i>Tonight Show</i> host Jay Leno.

60
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Seriously?

61
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We share a birthday.

62
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I sent him a card, he responded,

63
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an unlikely friendship was born.

64
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?

65
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,

66
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and I'm people.

67
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.

68
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Oh, come on, that's cool.

69
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Haven't done
this in a while.

70
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.

71
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Well, let's not go crazy.

72
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Don't worry. After tonight,

73
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.

74
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.

75
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.

76
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[laughs]

77
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.

78
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life

79
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paying off the interest
like chumps.

80
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Well...

81
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."

82
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.

83
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Mm-hmm.

84
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You okay?

85
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.

86
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Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.

87
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It's kind of hot.

88
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.

89
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That's in the Bible.

90
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.

91
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.

92
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?

93
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Hmm, let's think.

94
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Oh, you'll like this one.

95
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look

96
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.

97
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Oh, ew.

98
00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:08,306
What? Your mom's a fox.

99
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That works in your favor.

100
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Oh, here it comes again.

101
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Oh, ew.

102
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Dang.

103
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Right back at ya, cowboy.

104
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I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.

105
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So you're happy?

106
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The happiest.

107
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.

108
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I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.

109
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Can we just drop it?

110
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No, i-it's not that.

111
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Um, remember that trouble

112
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?

113
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Yeah.

114
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?

115
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Uh-huh.

116
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It's more of an
ongoing lesson.

117
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What do you mean?

118
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Well, it means I still have
a little bit of credit card debt.

119
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How much we talkin'?

120
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Well...

121
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<i>GEORGIE:
$12,000?!</i>

122
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I guess she told him.

123
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.

124
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How could you
not tell me?

125
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Because it's my problem.

126
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We're married now.

127
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That makes it our problem.

128
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[gasps]
You only had sex with me

129
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to butter me up!

130
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.

131
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You should've told me
before we got married.

132
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.

133
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How?

134
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month

135
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.

136
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How many cards
are there?

137
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A couple.

138
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- So two?
- A few.

139
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- So three?
- Some.

140
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.

141
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- How is that ever gonna happen?
- I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

142
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I cannot believe this.

143
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I'm so sorry.

144
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You should be.

145
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Well, let me
make it up to you.

146
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No, cut it out!

147
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The Georgie store
is closed.

148
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.

149
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Me, neither.

150
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But I'll take it.

151
00:06:04,686 --> 00:06:05,946
Mornin'.

152
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Hey.

153
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Sure is humid
out there.

154
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Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.

155
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You gonna pretend like you didn't
hear us fightin' last night?

156
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That was my plan, yes.

157
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Did you know about
the credit cards?

158
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Uh...

159
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yeah.

160
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?

161
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Oh, I thought about--

162
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.

163
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.

164
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,

165
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you'd tell him, right?

166
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What are you pulling
him into this for?

167
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I'd like a fresh perspective.

168
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Well?

169
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Well, what kind
of secret?

170
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A little white lie,

171
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or your sister's
actually your mom?

172
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That's a thing?

173
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.

174
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Well, his daughter owes a ton of money
and he didn't tell me about it.

175
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Ooh, juicy.

176
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How much?

177
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Okay, that's enough.

178
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Let's get back to work.

179
00:07:00,498 --> 00:07:02,785
- No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say. - Georgie!

180
00:07:02,805 --> 00:07:04,515
Fine.

181
00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:07,605
That baby even his?

182
00:07:08,463 --> 00:07:09,792
You're on thin ice, pal.

183
00:07:09,812 --> 00:07:11,228
Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.

184
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Go.

185
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SPOKESPERSON: <i>...get your taxes in order
and into the mail.</i>

186
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--

187
00:07:18,342 --> 00:07:19,933
SPOKESPERSON:
So don't get too comfortable--

188
00:07:19,953 --> 00:07:20,934
SPORTSCASTER:
In sports...

189
00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:22,457
- Got a minute?
- Why?

190
00:07:22,477 --> 00:07:25,234
You gonna kiss me and tell me
your mother's your sister?

191
00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:26,809
What?

192
00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:28,844
Never mind.

193
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Here.

194
00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,554
What's this?

195
00:07:32,574 --> 00:07:34,643
It's all my credit card bills, everything.

196
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Mastercard, American Express,

197
00:07:36,621 --> 00:07:38,865
Visa, Discover.

198
00:07:38,885 --> 00:07:40,475
Are there any you don't have?

199
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.

200
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Whoa, what's this charge for?

201
00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:47,787
Um, a purse.

202
00:07:47,807 --> 00:07:49,092
Just one?

203
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A really nice one.

204
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.

205
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What about this one?

206
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Uh, that would be shoes.

207
00:07:57,642 --> 00:07:58,928
And this one?

208
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Shoes.

209
00:08:00,297 --> 00:08:01,931
What's the Plaza?

210
00:08:01,951 --> 00:08:03,672
Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...

211
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,196
across the street
from a really great shoe store.

212
00:08:06,216 --> 00:08:08,503
You went to New York
to buy shoes?

213
00:08:08,523 --> 00:08:10,418
Well, I also saw a taping
of <i>Saturday Night Live,</i>

214
00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:11,713
which was free.

215
00:08:13,571 --> 00:08:15,292
What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?

216
00:08:15,312 --> 00:08:17,294
Oh, that, um...

217
00:08:17,314 --> 00:08:19,166
that was
an emergency room visit.

218
00:08:19,186 --> 00:08:20,645
What happened to you?

219
00:08:20,665 --> 00:08:22,386
It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.

220
00:08:22,406 --> 00:08:23,648
What happened to her?

221
00:08:23,668 --> 00:08:26,390
It was a him,
and he had an accident.

222
00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:29,437
Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?

223
00:08:29,457 --> 00:08:31,743
'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.

224
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You had no money.

225
00:08:33,548 --> 00:08:35,563
Yeah, but I had
the credit card.

226
00:08:36,464 --> 00:08:39,012
- Well, did he pay you back?
- No.

227
00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:40,535
Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?

228
00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:42,537
I don't know,
it was a long time ago.

229
00:08:42,557 --> 00:08:44,800
- What's his name?
- Look, just drop it, okay?

230
00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,019
This is my problem.

231
00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:47,847
Once again,
it's our problem!

232
00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,065
Don't yell at me!

233
00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:51,013
I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!

234
00:08:55,787 --> 00:08:58,640
SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.

235
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.

236
00:09:01,228 --> 00:09:02,862
Denfield scored three times,

237
00:09:02,882 --> 00:09:04,341
helping the Penguins
past the Jets...

238
00:09:04,361 --> 00:09:06,463
Want a hug?

239
00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:08,683
Sure.

240
00:09:13,588 --> 00:09:15,559


241
00:09:16,808 --> 00:09:18,171
All right.

242
00:09:18,715 --> 00:09:20,605
Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.

243
00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:24,448
Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,

244
00:09:24,468 --> 00:09:26,320
I was gonna shoot ya.

245
00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,974
I didn't.

246
00:09:27,994 --> 00:09:29,486
We're square.

247
00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:31,880
Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.

248
00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:32,979
What's his name?

249
00:09:32,999 --> 00:09:34,894
[chuckles]
You're not gonna quit, are ya?

250
00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:38,582
St. Joseph's
Medical Center.

251
00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:40,856
Oh, that's a chunk of change.

252
00:09:40,876 --> 00:09:43,032
And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?

253
00:09:43,052 --> 00:09:44,425
Why don't you ask Mandy?

254
00:09:44,445 --> 00:09:46,112
I did. She won't tell me.

255
00:09:48,057 --> 00:09:49,604
Look, if I tell you,

256
00:09:49,624 --> 00:09:51,258
it has to stay secret.

257
00:09:51,278 --> 00:09:54,826
Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.

258
00:09:54,846 --> 00:09:57,917
We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.

259
00:09:57,937 --> 00:09:59,734
Promise.

260
00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:03,303
Thank you.

261
00:10:04,987 --> 00:10:06,175
Georgie.

262
00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:09,657
You're a good man.

263
00:10:10,558 --> 00:10:12,268
I try, sir.

264
00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,969
So glad I didn't shoot him.

265
00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:21,843


266
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,122
Can I help you?

267
00:10:29,142 --> 00:10:31,080
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?

268
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,777
I used to, why?

269
00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:35,258
You owe her a bunch of money.

270
00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,956
Who are you?

271
00:10:36,976 --> 00:10:38,261
I'm her husband.

272
00:10:38,281 --> 00:10:40,122
Oh, damn, she got married?

273
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,180
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.

274
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,530
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.

275
00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:48,619
You're kinda young, ain't ya?

276
00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:51,013
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.

277
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,449
What are we gonna do about this?

278
00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:54,799
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.

279
00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:56,660
Well, now's your chance.

280
00:10:57,692 --> 00:10:58,836
Come on in.

281
00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:02,633
You see her mom much?

282
00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:03,895
Why?

283
00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:05,897
I always thought
she was kinda hot.

284
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,672
Oh, ew.

285
00:11:14,135 --> 00:11:15,472
You sure you
don't want a beer?

286
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,170
No, thank you.

287
00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,205
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?

288
00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:22,730
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.

289
00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:25,047
All right, then.

290
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,918
I appreciate you
being cool about this.

291
00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:30,303
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.

292
00:11:31,595 --> 00:11:33,838
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?

293
00:11:33,858 --> 00:11:37,527
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.

294
00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:41,933
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.

295
00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:44,055
I wasn't in
a great place.

296
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,115
- Worse than now?
- Way worse.

297
00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:51,300
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.

298
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,316
- Ouch.
- Good thing I was drunk.

299
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:55,034
Only broke a wrist.

300
00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:56,992
That's what that
medical bill was.

301
00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:58,472
Still clicks.

302
00:11:58,492 --> 00:11:59,864
Hear it?

303
00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:00,865
[clicking]
Oh, yeah.

304
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,378
Like a Bic pen.

305
00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:06,697
Well, anyways,
here you go.

306
00:12:06,717 --> 00:12:08,079
Thank you.

307
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,746
Are y'all
gonna have kids?

308
00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:13,922
We got one, little girl.

309
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,055
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.

310
00:12:16,075 --> 00:12:17,404
I guess.

311
00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:18,786
Where you live?

312
00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:21,625
Alabama.

313
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:25,238
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.

314
00:12:25,258 --> 00:12:27,360
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.

315
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,075
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.

316
00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:39,633
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.

317
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,908
Hey.
What the hell?

318
00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,214
You gave me
a bad check.

319
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:48,598
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.

320
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,605


321
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,783
[sighs]

322
00:13:00,684 --> 00:13:02,753
You're awful quiet.
You all right?

323
00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,494
Just tired.

324
00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:05,930
Busy day?

325
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:08,183
Busy, busy.

326
00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:12,763
Connor, why don't you be a member
of this family and join us for once?

327
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,145
I'm good.

328
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,811
Well, I'm not.

329
00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:18,943
Would you like to join me?

330
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:20,684
No.

331
00:13:20,704 --> 00:13:23,024
Just know,
you're always welcome.

332
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:26,168
Just so you know,

333
00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:28,165
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,

334
00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:29,714
start chipping away
at those credit cards.

335
00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:30,912
What about CeeCee?

336
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:33,001
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.

337
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,307
Grandma's on the job.

338
00:13:34,704 --> 00:13:37,143
- Well, if I'm around, I can--
- Grandma's got it!

339
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,200
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it, I've got some ideas

340
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,714
as to how I can be making
more money at the store.

341
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:44,771
What you thinking?

342
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,145
Well, we got a tow truck

343
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,885
that mostly just sits there.

344
00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:50,170
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?

345
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,499
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco

346
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:53,978
when someone needs a tow.

347
00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:55,676
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you

348
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:58,679
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...

349
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,507
previous endeavors?

350
00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,102
AUDREY:
Endeavors?

351
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,511
You mean an illegal
gambling room?

352
00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:07,560
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.

353
00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:10,299
Georgie, where are you
going with this?

354
00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:12,823
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.

355
00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:14,825
We can sponsor
the police softball team,

356
00:14:14,845 --> 00:14:16,479
make donations
to their charity funds.

357
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:17,828
With what money?

358
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,385
I got a credit card.

359
00:14:21,635 --> 00:14:24,313
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.

360
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,522
There you go.
Great minds think alike.

361
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:29,840
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...

362
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,841
I'm in.

363
00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:32,887
No, sir, I'll do it.

364
00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:35,194
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.

365
00:14:35,214 --> 00:14:37,674
What if someone were
to "accidentally"

366
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:40,667
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?

367
00:14:41,785 --> 00:14:42,814
Mom.

368
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,594
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,

369
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,281
so back off!

370
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,415
I like it. Keep thinking.

371
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,461
Can someone pass the salt?

372
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:55,029
Thank you.

373
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:58,337


374
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:02,090
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,

375
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,092
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.

376
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,398
I know.

377
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:06,921
Or a lot of CeeCee.

378
00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:08,662
Well, we'll have
a family reunion

379
00:15:08,682 --> 00:15:10,229
when we get out
of the hole I dug.

380
00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:12,394
Sounds like a plan.

381
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,973
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.

382
00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:17,148
I know.

383
00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:19,575
I am what you call "a catch."

384
00:15:20,476 --> 00:15:22,284
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.

385
00:15:22,304 --> 00:15:24,025
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought

386
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:26,070
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,

387
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,714
but maybe it's you.

388
00:15:28,615 --> 00:15:30,771
Or maybe we're
both lucky.

389
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,121
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.

390
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,851
You jerk.

391
00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:41,042
Hey, if it's really
important to you,

392
00:15:41,062 --> 00:15:43,653
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.

393
00:15:43,673 --> 00:15:45,089
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.

394
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:47,124
Best leave it
in the past.

395
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,224
Okay.

396
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:52,271
Just promise me,
no more secrets.

397
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,402
I promise.

398
00:15:53,422 --> 00:15:55,056
You sure?

399
00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,744
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.

400
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,834
Nothing.

401
00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:02,585
What about you?

402
00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:03,934
Nothing.

403
00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:05,284
What you see
is what you get.

404
00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,155
'Kay. Love you.

405
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,363
Love you, too.

406
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:22,986


407
00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:28,959
Well, this is a sad sight.

408
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,439
What took so long?

409
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,985
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.

410
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:33,988
What's the trouble?

411
00:16:34,008 --> 00:16:35,839
Don't know. It just conked out.

412
00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:38,270
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.

413
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,753
It's British.

414
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:42,484
[British accent]: We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.

415
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,281
Hey, Georgie.

416
00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:48,196
Oh, hey, Lisa.

417
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,458
Thanks for the call.

418
00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:51,885
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.

419
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:55,159
[siren whoops]

420
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,074


421
00:16:57,094 --> 00:17:00,382
Oh, what a cute baby.

422
00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:01,427
Thanks.

423
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:02,993
How old is this little guy?

424
00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:04,386
Just turned one.

425
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,562
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.

426
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:07,868
She's at home with my mom.

427
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:10,033
Probably putting her
to bed soon.

428
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:13,036
It's been a while since
I missed story time.

429
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,398
[voice breaking]:
Okay, let me tell you the specials.

430
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:19,009
The soup of the day is tomato

431
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:20,750
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak

432
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,535
with a side of mashed potatoes.

433
00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:25,701
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.

434
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,488
[sobbing]

435
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:36,592
ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have one new message.

436
00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:38,115
[beeps]

437
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:39,846
<i>JAY LENO:
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.</i>

438
00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:43,556
<i>Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.</i>

439
00:17:43,576 --> 00:17:46,297
<i>You know, you could never...
have too many socks.</i>

440
00:17:46,317 --> 00:17:49,472
<i>Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A.,</i>
if you want to come by

441
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:52,695
<i>and jam with The Tonight Show band,
the guys would love it. See ya.</i>

442
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:54,121
[machine beeps]

443
00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:57,246
AUDREY: <i>Connor?</i>